Dear Apostles,
The surprise birthday/Christmas party for Jesus got all messed up because he knew about it, since he’s the Son of God and all.
Love,
Peter
PS- Sorry, no stripper this year, on account of the 10 commandments.
Saturday, January 9, 2010
#19
Dear Apostles,
That sounds so weird the more you say it. Apostles. Apooooossstleees. A-post-tles. That’s so weird!
Love,
Peter
PS- Sorry, I’ve been licking leftover frogs that came down from the sky in that one plague again.
That sounds so weird the more you say it. Apostles. Apooooossstleees. A-post-tles. That’s so weird!
Love,
Peter
PS- Sorry, I’ve been licking leftover frogs that came down from the sky in that one plague again.
#18
Dear Apostles,
Jesus was hilarious the other day! He’s all: ‘Don’t be fooled by the flock that I got! I’m still I’m still Jesus from the block!’ It was a riot.
Love,
Peter
PS- My name is Peter and I’m here to say that I like not sinning in a major way! See, it’s not funny when I do it. Nuts.
Jesus was hilarious the other day! He’s all: ‘Don’t be fooled by the flock that I got! I’m still I’m still Jesus from the block!’ It was a riot.
Love,
Peter
PS- My name is Peter and I’m here to say that I like not sinning in a major way! See, it’s not funny when I do it. Nuts.
#17
Dear Apostles,
Hey guys, what's up with Jesus lately? He's gotten really preachy, he's turning everything into wine, and what's with that beard he grew? I mean, it used to be all about the music.
Love,
Peter
PS- Judas, you’ll be playing the accordion from now on, and Paul will move to the Bass.
Hey guys, what's up with Jesus lately? He's gotten really preachy, he's turning everything into wine, and what's with that beard he grew? I mean, it used to be all about the music.
Love,
Peter
PS- Judas, you’ll be playing the accordion from now on, and Paul will move to the Bass.
#16
Dear Apostles,
These robes of ours stink. I mean, come on, where are we supposed to put our wallets? James, no lewd comments, please.
Peter
PS- How about Capri pants? Should we get Capri pants? Jams?
These robes of ours stink. I mean, come on, where are we supposed to put our wallets? James, no lewd comments, please.
Peter
PS- How about Capri pants? Should we get Capri pants? Jams?
#15
Dear Apostles,
Oh man, fellows, I got a wicked sunburn at the beach! I wish there were someone who could heal it with the power of the Lord. Oh wait- score!
Peter
PS- Judas, you can be a real jerk sometimes, kicking over everyone’s sandtemples the way you did. Grow up! Geez, one might think you were a heathen.
Oh man, fellows, I got a wicked sunburn at the beach! I wish there were someone who could heal it with the power of the Lord. Oh wait- score!
Peter
PS- Judas, you can be a real jerk sometimes, kicking over everyone’s sandtemples the way you did. Grow up! Geez, one might think you were a heathen.
#14
Dear Apostles,
I found a loophole—we can spread the good word…at the BEACH! Last one on the camel’s a rotten egg!
Peter
PS- No banana hammocks. (I’m looking at you, Paul!)
I found a loophole—we can spread the good word…at the BEACH! Last one on the camel’s a rotten egg!
Peter
PS- No banana hammocks. (I’m looking at you, Paul!)
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