Dear Apostles,
These robes of ours stink. I mean, come on, where are we supposed to put our wallets? James, no lewd comments, please.
Peter
PS- How about Capri pants? Should we get Capri pants? Jams?
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WELCOME, LAMBS, TO "LETTERS FROM PETER TO THE APOSTLES"!
What if the Apostles were hilarious? Hey, who says they weren't?
These sacred notes from Peter are less well known- and more hilarious--than those Sister Mary Elephant told you about in Catholic Grammar School. These candid notes between Peter and the guys paint a vivid picture of the dilemmas of "rollin' deep" while spreading the good word, the trials and tribulations of rope belts, drunk camel riding, and most importantly, they show us what Peter and the Apostles were like when they were "just kicking it old testament style".
Stay tuned for never-before-seen installments as they are unearthed by our crack archaeologists, deep in secret caves and whatnot. Please enjoy.
Best,
Pseudonymous,
Biblical Historian Extraordinaire
These sacred notes from Peter are less well known- and more hilarious--than those Sister Mary Elephant told you about in Catholic Grammar School. These candid notes between Peter and the guys paint a vivid picture of the dilemmas of "rollin' deep" while spreading the good word, the trials and tribulations of rope belts, drunk camel riding, and most importantly, they show us what Peter and the Apostles were like when they were "just kicking it old testament style".
Stay tuned for never-before-seen installments as they are unearthed by our crack archaeologists, deep in secret caves and whatnot. Please enjoy.
Best,
Pseudonymous,
Biblical Historian Extraordinaire
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