Dear Apostles,
I don’t usually send these things, but I had a feeling about this one. I heard a guy didn’t send copies to 10 of his friends, and then he became a leper! Also, another guy didn’t do it and then he was banished from Eden! So make 10 copies of this on stone tablets and give them to the guy with the donkey to deliver.
Love,
Peter
PS-I got a stone tablet from Jesus; he’s having an awesome vacation in Galacia.
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WELCOME, LAMBS, TO "LETTERS FROM PETER TO THE APOSTLES"!
What if the Apostles were hilarious? Hey, who says they weren't?
These sacred notes from Peter are less well known- and more hilarious--than those Sister Mary Elephant told you about in Catholic Grammar School. These candid notes between Peter and the guys paint a vivid picture of the dilemmas of "rollin' deep" while spreading the good word, the trials and tribulations of rope belts, drunk camel riding, and most importantly, they show us what Peter and the Apostles were like when they were "just kicking it old testament style".
Stay tuned for never-before-seen installments as they are unearthed by our crack archaeologists, deep in secret caves and whatnot. Please enjoy.
Best,
Pseudonymous,
Biblical Historian Extraordinaire
These sacred notes from Peter are less well known- and more hilarious--than those Sister Mary Elephant told you about in Catholic Grammar School. These candid notes between Peter and the guys paint a vivid picture of the dilemmas of "rollin' deep" while spreading the good word, the trials and tribulations of rope belts, drunk camel riding, and most importantly, they show us what Peter and the Apostles were like when they were "just kicking it old testament style".
Stay tuned for never-before-seen installments as they are unearthed by our crack archaeologists, deep in secret caves and whatnot. Please enjoy.
Best,
Pseudonymous,
Biblical Historian Extraordinaire
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