Dear Apostles,
You guys, we should leave early to get good seats for David vs Goliath. It’s going to rule! We may have to take separate camels, since there are 12 of us. Either way, we can use the Camel Pool lane.
Love,
Peter
PS- Judas, I lent you my "50 hottest women of the Bible" scroll back in like 23 AD, what is the deal?
PPS: And don't return it with the parchment all stuck together like last year's issue! We all know you have a thing for Mary Magdaline.
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WELCOME, LAMBS, TO "LETTERS FROM PETER TO THE APOSTLES"!
What if the Apostles were hilarious? Hey, who says they weren't?
These sacred notes from Peter are less well known- and more hilarious--than those Sister Mary Elephant told you about in Catholic Grammar School. These candid notes between Peter and the guys paint a vivid picture of the dilemmas of "rollin' deep" while spreading the good word, the trials and tribulations of rope belts, drunk camel riding, and most importantly, they show us what Peter and the Apostles were like when they were "just kicking it old testament style".
Stay tuned for never-before-seen installments as they are unearthed by our crack archaeologists, deep in secret caves and whatnot. Please enjoy.
Best,
Pseudonymous,
Biblical Historian Extraordinaire
These sacred notes from Peter are less well known- and more hilarious--than those Sister Mary Elephant told you about in Catholic Grammar School. These candid notes between Peter and the guys paint a vivid picture of the dilemmas of "rollin' deep" while spreading the good word, the trials and tribulations of rope belts, drunk camel riding, and most importantly, they show us what Peter and the Apostles were like when they were "just kicking it old testament style".
Stay tuned for never-before-seen installments as they are unearthed by our crack archaeologists, deep in secret caves and whatnot. Please enjoy.
Best,
Pseudonymous,
Biblical Historian Extraordinaire
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