Dear Apostles,
There will be an artist at supper this evening, so make sure to look your best. Oh yeah, Jesus says everyone has to sit on the one side of the table. Also, he said after we do a serious one we could do a funny face one! (No bunny ears. I’m looking at you Judas!)
Love,
Peter
PS- I made a quiche!
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WELCOME, LAMBS, TO "LETTERS FROM PETER TO THE APOSTLES"!
What if the Apostles were hilarious? Hey, who says they weren't?
These sacred notes from Peter are less well known- and more hilarious--than those Sister Mary Elephant told you about in Catholic Grammar School. These candid notes between Peter and the guys paint a vivid picture of the dilemmas of "rollin' deep" while spreading the good word, the trials and tribulations of rope belts, drunk camel riding, and most importantly, they show us what Peter and the Apostles were like when they were "just kicking it old testament style".
Stay tuned for never-before-seen installments as they are unearthed by our crack archaeologists, deep in secret caves and whatnot. Please enjoy.
Best,
Pseudonymous,
Biblical Historian Extraordinaire
These sacred notes from Peter are less well known- and more hilarious--than those Sister Mary Elephant told you about in Catholic Grammar School. These candid notes between Peter and the guys paint a vivid picture of the dilemmas of "rollin' deep" while spreading the good word, the trials and tribulations of rope belts, drunk camel riding, and most importantly, they show us what Peter and the Apostles were like when they were "just kicking it old testament style".
Stay tuned for never-before-seen installments as they are unearthed by our crack archaeologists, deep in secret caves and whatnot. Please enjoy.
Best,
Pseudonymous,
Biblical Historian Extraordinaire
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